Dear Jojo,

Do you have the time, to listen to me whine
About the way this film's stuck in '99?
Pie is one those, melodramatic sequels
Neurotic with a tone of doubt about it.

Sometimes I give them a free pass
Sometimes my mind enjoys this crap
But the films are adding up
What's next, three girls and a cup?
Am I just paranoid
or is this old?

I went to the show
To see how far they'd go
There's not a lack of sex
Or skin to go 'round.
Jim sure looked sore
When squishing his junk for
A trick that Judd Apatow
Wishes he'd known.

It's time to give up on this cast
It's time to let the past be past
These stars are all washed up
But the crowds keep showing up
This franchise should be done
But it goes on.

Grasping for greenbacks
It's a modest comeback.