Safe House

By Christopher Redmond

Mailed on March 21, 2012

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Dear Tyron Matthee
Head Ager and Dyer

Dear Tyron,

Sorry you weren't able to convince Denzel to get over Tony Scott. You did what you could, encouraging him to grow out his hair, brave a little grey--basically, to act his age. But it hardly makes a difference. Denzel still surrounds himself with epileptic cameramen and handsome whitebread co-stars., hoping to recreate that old Man on Fire magic. Safe House is a perfectly passable action thriller, but, in the end, it's a shame your modest makeover didn't last. At least you got to ruffle through Ryan Reynolds' dreamy locks.

Dyeing to see something now,


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