Dear Readers,
Every week, we try to evaluate films from a slightly different slant than your average review site. And every year, we like to sharpen that perspective by awarding the less heralded achievements in cinema. The Silver Stamps are, therefore, not just a way to review the year that was, but the highest and lowest honours we can bestow. So for the fourth consecutive year, we congratulate all those who made an indelible mark in cinema.
Award For A Most Misleading Title: A Most Violent Year
Best STD Metaphor: It Follows
Best Sandwich Metaphor: What We Do In the Shadows
Best STD Sandwich Metaphor: Bang Gang
Freakiest Film: Going Clear: Scientology and the Science of Belief
Funniest Film Jupiter Ascending
Worst Physical Alteration of Johnny Depp Tie: Moustache, Mortdecai, Contact Lenses, Black Mass
Most Unexpected Tear-Jerker: Furious 7
Most Unexpected Crowd Pleaser: Straight Outta Compton
Most Distracting Breasts: Alexandra Diddario, San Andreas
Most Exciting Casting News: Alexandra Diddario, Baywatch (2016)
Best Road Trip Movie: The End of the Tour
Worst Road Trip Movie: Hot Pursuit
Best On-Screen Duo: Tom Hardy and Tom Hardy, Legend
Worst On-Screen Duo: Will Farrell and Kevin Hart, Get Hard
Best 7th Film of a Beloved, Decades-Old Franchise, Starring Original and New Cast Members: Tie: Creed and Star Wars: The Force Awakens
2nd Annual Jeff Bridges Award for Excellence in Bridgearian Acting: Jeff Bridges’ Voice in The Little Prince
Best Adaptation of the Frankenstein Story: Ex Machina
Worst Adaptation of the Frankenstein Story: Victor Frankenstein
Most Disturbing Sexual Content: Kurt Cobain: Montage of Heck
Least Disturbing Sexual Content: Fifty Shades of Grey
Hottest Robot: Alicia Vikander in Ex Machina
Hottest Spy: Alicia Vikander in The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Hottest Danish Girl: Alicia Vikander in The Danish Girl
Best Looking Cast: The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Best Sounding Cast: Inside Out
Most Unexpectedly Exciting Theatrical Event: Jurassic World
Most Unexpectedly Dull Theatrical Event: The Avengers: Age of Ultron
Worst Reimagining of a Fairy Tale Since Hook: Pan
Worst James Bond movie: Spectre
Best James Bond movie: Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation Spy
The 4th Annual Roger Deakins Award for Excellence in Being Roger Deakins – Roger Deakins for Sicario
The 1st Annual Hoyte Van Hoytema Award for Falling Short of Being Roger Deakins: Hoyte Van Hoytema for Spectre
The Jai Courtney Achievement in Ruining a Beloved Franchise: Terminator: Genisys
Best Everything: Mad Max: Fury Road
Worst Everything: Hot Tub Time Machine 2
Sincerely,
Dear Cast & Crew