Dear Readers,
We know - 2021 feels like forever ago. We’ve had war and convoys and variants and no shortage of drama to consume our lives. But we like to time our Silver Stamps as a counterpoint to Hollywood's golden statuettes, so here we are. A blast into the not-so-distant past and the movies that mattered the most - for better and worse.
Enjoy!
Best Resurrection of Dead Characters: Matrix Resurrections
Worst Resurrection of Dead Actors: Ghostbusters: Afterlife
Most Delicious Meal - Mushroom-Stuffed Pastries with Truffles in Pig
Most Disgusting Meal - Pearls in Spencer
Best Sex Toy - Benedetta
Best Sex Boy - Red Rocket
Worst Sex Boy - Adam Driver in The Last Duel
Most Ridiculous Jared Leto Performance: tie: House of Gucci, The Little Things, WeCrashed
Most Cynical Exploitation of Corporate Synergy: Captain America Shield in Free Guy
Most Satisfying Exploitation of Corporate Synergy: Spider-man: No Way Home
Best Bonkers Twist - Malignant
Worst Bonkers Twist - Old
Holy Shit He Can Sing - Ansel Elgort in West Side Story
Oh Shit He Can’t Sing - Peter Dinklage in Cyrano
Best Original Musical: Bo Burnham Inside
Best Unoriginal Musical: West Side Story
Best Origin of a Musical: tick, tick… BOOM!
Worst Adapted Musical: Dear Evan Hansen
Worst Controversy From a Musical: In The Heights
Worst Title: Licorice Pizza
Best Title: The Worst Person in the World
Best Use of a Car: F9 Drive My Car
Worst Use of a Car: F9 _Titane
Best Annual Liam Neeson Reluctant Action Hero Film: The Marksman
Worst Annual Liam Neeson Reluctant Action Hero Film: The Ice Road
Worst Trapped in an Apartment Thriller: The Woman in the Window
Best Trapped in an Apartment Thriller: Bo Burnham Inside
Netflix Award for Laziest Clickbait: Red Notice
Netflix Award for Laziest Awardsbait: Don’t Look Up
The Power of the Dong Award - The Power of the Dog Red Rocket
Sincerely,
Dear Cast & Crew